None Of Us Are Saints

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friend:you should've come with us!
me:an invitation might have helped

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incises:

people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough

but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

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How to be ugly

Step 1:Look like me.

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optionallygrammatical:

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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